22 December 2009

english vs singlish

yep, another brilliant post, so to say, yg kmbali gw temukan d salah satu notes d fesbuk.. kali ini sumbernya gw kenal, tmn smp (ato dr sd malah?sebodo gw dah lupa), si gomu yg stau gw pas lulusan smp dikabarkan dapet beasiswa k singapur *curangcurangcuranggrau*..
dan inilah yg gw dapet..
*n again, no offense..^^*


British English vs. Singaporean English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!


RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?



ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Singaporean: S-kew me..



WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Singaporean: No need lah.



WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?



WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Singaporean: No need shy one lah!



WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Singaporean: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Singaporean: Don't want lah.


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Singaporean: You mad ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Singaporean: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Singaporean: See what see?



WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Singaporean: Die lah!!



WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED


Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?


Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?


WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!



So which would you prefer?

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